For all my London friends, this story about a national cane toad killing day, is actually not an April Fools Day joke, although it probably should be. Note that the RSPCA in Australia has already ruled out a Cane Toad Golf day in Townsville.
And for what it's worth, the sound a cane toad makes when you hit it with the front wheel of your car is something akin to 'faaaaaaaaaaaa - *crackle* *squilch* - thump'.
...and they go "pop" when you hit them with a three wood, and they go "woof" when they are lit on fire (with suitable accelerant), and they can't breath out smoke so when you put a cigarette in their mouths they just keep expanding... ummm... allegedly.
ROTFL!